A Common Trait In Real Estate!

So the cat has been around the block, and by around I mean like a world wide walk, when it comes to matters of real estate. Moved 16 times so far to date. Isn't it fun to see what they say to try and get you into a new bay?

Great lakeside view!
Even some grass to chew.
The lake = a cow pond.
Maybe there is a lake in the great beyond?

Situated in a unique place.
Such a unique embrace.
High traffic and lots of smog.
That is sure one unique bog.

Security cameras everywhere.
Means it is such a great lair.
It has a high crime rate.
But forget that and take the bait.

Even has a shed!
Wow, can that really be said?
Oopsy, no garage at all.
Enjoy the shed, have a ball.

A great view!
My, it has two.
Each a big hole in the wall.
View, weather, bugs and all.

Unlimited potential is had!
This will be a great new pad.
There will always be something to fix.
Your wallet will take its licks.

Priced for immediate sale!
So come and hit the trail.
Something is about to break.
So come, buy and that burden, take.

Oozing with charm!
Sound the alarm.
The place is damp.
No need for a magic lamp.

A fixer upper!
Better off living in dishes of tupper.
Means you'll have to tear it down,
And build a new one in town.

On a very private lot.
Means to nowhere near you can trot.
It will also be hard to find.
But it is still one of a kind.

Any you have come across you wish to add? They sure try and pull a fast one when people are looking for a pad. Descriptions are sometimes full of crap. It is good most aren't a sap. So run if a place smells like rotten gas, just trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.