Creepy Christian Father Explains the Rules of Dating to His Daughter

Sex advice from your parents is bad enough.

It’s even more awkward when it comes from a creepy Christian dad who says things like, “Sex may be fun. But now sex can kill.”

That father is Jerry Johnston and he’s still doling out bad advice. The former megachurch pastor wanted to be the next Jerry Falwell but that plan went awry when his church couldn’t even pay its mortgage.

Too bad. We could’ve used another voice of overblown irrationality.