early-onset-of-night:It should be the government! ObamaNet! The...

early-onset-of-night:

It should be the government! ObamaNet! The government loves you. The government has your best interests at heart. Not like those nasty, evil corporations who hate you and torture puppies in their spare time. Oh, no. The government is the perfect solution to all life’s problems. The government realizes you’re too stupid to know what’s best for you, so the government will take care of you—the government LOVES you. It loves you so, so much! All hail the government!