Ten Ways To Ruin A Writer's Day

  CALGON TAKE ME AWAY #1  We're out of Chai Tea and French Vanilla Creamer so I filled your cup with instant decaf coffee and 2% milk. #2  You weren't going to eat that last cinnamon roll, right? #3  Is your appointment at 3 or 2? I think I told you 3, but it's actually at 2. #4  The dogs need to go out. #5  The dogs are ready to come back in. #6  The dogs need to go out. #7  Oh, were you busy? I can let the dogs out. #8  Where's the stain remover? #9  I know you have an essay due, a doctor's appointment, and a trip to the pharmacy that is going to eat away your working hours but if you could stop by the store and grab three things that I forgot I was out of when you went to the store yesterday... #10 I understand that you have a meeting tonight, a webinar to attend, and a video conference all at the same time-- which is smack dab in the middle of the baby's "bedtime" routine,  but I'm just not comfortable with diapers and bottles yet.Help! *Waves White Flag*