What it Means if I Follow You

If I follow you on social media, you might ask why.

Is it because I plan on spamming you with my books? Nope.

Is it because��I expect you to follow me back? Negative.

Is it because I plan on stalking you? Define stalking…

Is it because I plan to hunt you down and eat your kittens? Define kittens…

I kid, I kid. I’m a bit of a jokester.

Simply put, if I follow you, it’s because I found something on your page that I liked and would like to see more of. I know how shell-shocked our bookish communities are, and I understand why you might feel weird about having an author you don’t know following you. I solemnly swear I’m not rapey, spammy, or clingy.

Sincerely,

E.