Taunting the Internets

Two quick reminders first:

1. BSC Review will be giving away a set of Goblin Quest miniatures on June 29.  Enter now!  You know you want ‘em.

2. I’m giving away a copy of Stepsister over at SF Novelists.

Dear Anton Strout  - I seem to have sold a werejaguar story. With zombies in it (sort of). You wish you were as cool as me.

Dear John Scalzi - Cherry Coke Zero is far superior to regular old Coke Zero.

Dear Catherine Shaffer - Didn’t I ever tell you I was polycatherous?

Dear Alethea Kontis - You think