"Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a..."

“Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.”

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(via dylyusicstinain)

Haha. This killed me. 

For some reason, it made me think of George Costanza. If you don’t remember, George Costanza was a tv character on Seinfeld. He was short, balding, and broke…and always had a date. Only on tv would George Costanza have a date. In real life, a short, bald, broke man does not have a date.

Being on tv…or a billionaire…makes you automatically romantic.