my mum, honestly, i was minding my own business eating some pizza and she came in holding a mug and...

my mum, honestly, i was minding my own business eating some pizza and she came in holding a mug and said ‘drink it’ and i looked her suspiciously and said ‘what is it’ and she said ‘it’s vinegar and water. it’ll help cut the fat in your body.’ And I told her no and then she wheedled at me for ages until I took a massive gulp and choked it all back out all over the floor and now she’s walking around shaking her head and muttering about how weak i am