please fire me: a poem.no, you are not an animal because you don’t know what the charcuterie plate...
please fire me: a poem.
no, you are not an animal because you don’t know what the charcuterie plate even is.
no, you are not a monster when you order five courses, but can’t finish a single one.
and no, you are especially not a savage when you order our best steak extra well done, or even when you cover it with ketchup.
what makes you despicable is that you leave no tip because you felt you spent too much already. THAT is what makes you inhuman.
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