Evil Editor's New Board Game

The game that prepares you for your career in publishing.
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Whether you're an editor or a literary agent, an aspiring author or a best-seller, a publisher or an indy bookstore owner, sooner or later you're gonna want to kill someone. So play the game that lets you do just that.


That's all I've got so far, the box and the concept. What I need from you is the text that'll go on the cards (think Chance in Monopoly) 




or the board spaces (think the game of Life).



Those are just examples. Yours should be funnier. Submit as comments.