Wondering what Johnny Carson, General Patton, and Jackie Gleason are up to RIGHT NOW?

...you can find out in my new short story, "THE AIRCRASH BUREAU," part of this new bizarro horror anthology, HOUDINI GUT PUNCH (edited by Jonathan Moon) from the Library of Bizarro Horror. Makes a GREAT stocking stuffer!
Grab yerself (and your grandma) a copy right here: http://www.amazon.com/Houdini-Gut-Punch-Jonathan-Moon/dp/1456333496/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1290400482&sr=8-1
Table of Contents:
SIDE ANeon Gutter Meat- Jordan KrallConsumer's Paradise- Patrick D'OrazioThe Claws That Catch- P.D. HansenFowlness- Stephanie KincadAnother Double Helix Day in Taillertown-Ben McElroyNew Age-Rick CoonrodPeni- Mari MitchellReal Love Burns-Jonathan Moon
SIDE BHit and Fun- Garrett CookGuy WHo Got a Headache- Matt NordAll Due Stories in Good Time- Timothy W. LongThe Aircrash Bureau (or, How Johnny Carson and General Patton Hi-Jacked a Space Shuttle to Get Back on the Air)-Nick CatoYou'll Be Grated When Your Dead- Ruth ImesonPING!- Christopher FoxDrain Angel- Cameron Peirce