13 thoughts upon seeing my son trying to be cooler than me.

I walked into the living room and this is what I saw.

 

The thoughts that instantly ran through my mind:

Who the hell does he think he is?
This dude is a little too relaxed.
Is this the way a two year-old is supposed to be watching Little Einsteins?
Who the hell does he think he is?
My son might already be cooler than me.
There’s no way in hell that my son is going to ever be cooler to me.
Who taught him to sit like that?
Is this what “chillin’ like a villain” looks like?
Did he arrange that pillow like that or find it that way?
Who the hell does he think he is?
Honestly, I could not look as cool as he does sitting like that.
How did this happen?
Who the hell does he think he is?