This is only funny if you watch "Mostly Walking."

I’m going to get to the bottom of this mystery, or my name isn’t Nancy Drew!
It’s a tough one too. I’ve been thinking really hard and making a lot of calls. Nothing is making sense! I should ask Rentaro, he’s been so helpful since I first arrived at the Ryokan. I’d like to give him a gift for being so kind to me, and also because he seems to hate his life.
Oh, it looks like he isn’t around. How am I supposed to unravel this mystery now?!

I know, I’ll read this comic book and relieve some stress. It’s adorable, about a guy and his angry fox friend who look for ghosts. Luckily it’s written in English! Japan seems to talk about ghosts a lot. I wonder why.
I bet Yumi would think this comic is really cute. Maybe I’ll leave it in her apartment which I somehow have the key to. That’s what best buddies do, right? Sub in for work shifts and rummage around in each other’s personal belongings. Too bad I didn’t find anything mysterious in her house. So cool that she’s into making shadow puppets though!

Hm, isn’t Bess on a date tonight? I wonder how it’s going! I should call and see if she has anything to talk about.
“Hi Bess.”
“Hey Nancy!”
“Talk to you later.”
“…You could just fucking text next time.”
Maybe not going so well then.

I guess I can’t rely on anyone else to help me crack the case. Nancy Drew, amateur sleuth extraordinaire, you are on your own!
Now let’s really get thinking.

So, the nine goes… here, and the one goes…

(This is a flash fic for the show Mostly Walking, where Sean, Bill and Sean are playing the game Nancy Drew: The Shadow at Water’s Edge. Everything about it is hilarious.)