Pop Tarts

"Dear author," said no one ever, "why do all the buff dudes in this book eat Pop Tarts?"

1. Because broscience

(That’s Dom Mazzetti, of BroScienceLife)

2. Because Kane Sumabat, aka Timbahwolf

Timbah’s on-line bios used to read “I eat Pop Tarts, therefore I am.” 

3. because it’s hilarious.

My favorite part about this is that I don’t actually like Pop Tarts.

That was your trivia for today, internet. Thank you.

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