How to Pull Off a Killer Blog Tour

I should preface this post by saying that I’m not a big fan of blog tours. I had some success with them early on, but less in recent years for two reasons: EVERYBODY does blog tours now, and I’m too lazy to do what it takes to pull off a killer tour.
 
The keyword in blog tours is “special.” As in:
 
A - Distinguished or different from what is ordinary or usual
 
B - Extraordinary; exceptional, as in amount or degree; especial
 
C - Being such in an exceptional degree; particul...