Rocking the reading specs

I’m at that weird stage of life where I need reading glasses for up-close stuff like the buttons on the TV remote, but if I look up at the TV while still wearing glasses, everything’s blurry. It’s hella disorienting, but not too much of an issue. For now,the cheap reading glasses with various different magnifications I can buy at the pharmacy or the supermarket do just fine… which is a blessing because according to my optician, I’d be up for $$$ bi-focals and with (among other expenses) DD ab...