Top 10 Reasons to Not Play Chess

It overheats the cerebellum, inducing brainsickness.Ever heard of a rich chessplayer?You have to memorize the first 20 moves of every opening, or you're just wasting your time.You have to memorize strategies of all endings, or you'll just throw away your win.Cheaters use computers to beat superior opponents all the time, so it doesn't really matter how good you are, you're still going to lose.You have to buy a tournament-quality chess set, clock, books, opening database program, online websit...