D/s Via Text

Me: I can haz orgazm now?
Husband: Yes. Have fun.
Me: Thank you thank you thank you! I can use a buttplug, too?
Husband: Yes.
Me: The nice big glass one? :D
Husband: Yes. In fact, I insist.
Me: I can't find the lube. Where's the lube?...Where'd you put the lube?...Hello?...OH GOD DAMN IT.