Let's Join In At My Bin!

So today the cat is going to help you out. Although you may end up sitting there with a pout. I can't help what you are. Don't go blaming my sand bar. Anyway, so away we go with a quiz show.

Are you old?
Are you dead?
Do you have a bald head?
Then you are a walrus at club med.

Do you like food?
Are you rude?
Do you spit?
Then you are a thing that flushes umm shit.

Do you date?
Do you mate?
Do you cry?
Then you are a newt with a glass eye.

Can you run?
Are you a nun?
Are you confused?
You are a mime that is abused.

Are you in shape?
Is your head like a grape?
Did you answer that?
Wow, you are a plump rat.

Would you save the girl?
Would you take a truck for a whirl?
Would you jump off a bridge?
You are a goat on a ridge.

Who do you like more?
Do you snore?
Do you have money?
Congrats, you just look funny.

Would you jump?
Would you hump?
Would you sneeze?
Wow, you're a leaf in the breeze.

Will you stay?
Will you play?
Will you bite?
You're a Barney night light.

Can you sing?
Ready for a fling?
Do you like spring?
Congrats, you are this, that or the other thing.

Did you answer the cat's quizzes correct? Can you stand erect? Wow, you are a human and not some stupid thing in a quiz. That must really want to make you go take a whiz. I know, I know, you have another quiz to do at your show. Wowee, you may find out you're a singing bass. That is so impressive to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.