Only as Smart as the Owner

So back in…oh, August, I think it was…I finally came into the 21st century and gave up my little flip phone for a Samsung Galaxy S4. I didn’t want to–I dislike what I call “slab phones.” I liked flip phones. No butt- or purse-dialing, and no pressing buttons with your face as you talk. Also they are not fragile flowers that break when you look at them. I didn’t need any of these so-called “apps” and I didn’t need to check my email in the grocery store. And I wanted these darn kids off my lawn...