My tweets

Tue, 13:50 : In a lucrative deal, Spider-man will now be appearing in all future Fast & The Furious franchises as well as all future Tyler Perry movies Wed, 00:45 : Everyone's SOOO excited to see Spidey coming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, until they say, "Justin Bieber IS the Amazing Spider-man!" Wed, 02:48 : Brian Williams to now helm @TheDailyShow as the new king of fake news #BreakingNews Wed, 04:19 : Can't tweet, am writing... oh, wait... #amwriting #amwritingabouttweeting