Whack-a-Doo Wednesday!
If it’s Wednesday, it must be time to open the dream diary again!
This week, we’re dialing the clock back to February of 2010, which is one of only a handful of months between 2008 and 2014 when I wasn’t pregnant or nursing. In other words, these are “normal” dreams. (Normal. Heh.)
Let’s get started, shall we?
Last night I dreamed I was the mother of an illegitimate vampire roman god baby who liked to lead ninja fights on the ruins of Mt. Olympus between the vampire royalty and the roman god royalty.
I can explain this one. See, about this time, I had this awesome idea to write a series of romance novels based around ninjas fighting ancient Roman gods. Because what’s more epic than ninjas vs. gods? (Except maybe ninja pirates vs. gods. That would’ve been cool too.) Sadly (or happily, depending on your point of view), I never was able to come up with a coherent plot. My dreams tried valiantly for me though.
Last night was the naked dream. Well, pants-less anyway. But have you ever accepted delivery of a lawn mower without your pants on while your whole family watched from your sorority house?
Well… Have you?
In last night’s dream, I needed to leash my cats to walk them home from a friend’s house where the neighbors were growing cheese in pits in the back yard.
Truth: Before I loved bacon, I loved cheese. I still love cheese, but not as much as bacon.
Other truth: I have never leashed my cats. Though, one did get a plastic bag with my father-in-law’s underwear in it hung around her neck once, and she tore through the house like she was possessed, dragging along the underwear bag, for like 10 minutes before we could catch her and rescue the underwear. And the bag.
I dreamed last night that I was traveling to a family reunion with a half good, half bad robot, and the bad side was winning. Wimpy me pulled down the garage door to the pool room so he couldn’t get me.
Right… I need to add robots to that ninja pirates vs. gods thing. Wait… what about ninja pirates vs. vampire gods? Am I getting warmer? Yes? No?
Last night I dreamed that after I checked into my writing conference, the villains came to life and we had to fight them on a fairy-dust sprinkled bouncy castle land. My team rocked the bouncy castle action. Must’ve been the secret ninja inside us all.
OMG, y’all… I totally foretold Cloud Cuckoo Land from The Lego Movie. Sort of.
Wow. Pretty awesome dreams from five years ago. 
Have a wonderful Wednesday, y’all!! Make sure you entered at yesterday’s blog to win some yummy brownies, and that you also entered on all the other sites on the Fairy Tale Fun Blog Hop too! I want one of YOU to win!
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