How not to solicit business in 2015 or ever

This email was waiting for me when I got back from the JoCo Cruise:


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Maybe it’s the fact that the boat is still moving, or the fact that I have real coffee in my veins for the first time in almost two weeks, or maybe it’s just because I’m easily amused, but here is my response:


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Happy Monday, everyone! May all your emails today be amusing.




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Published on February 09, 2015 09:19
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message 1: by Willow (new)

Willow Redd That made me giggle.


message 2: by Keidy (new)

Keidy That... was AMAZING! XD


message 3: by Sarah (new)

Sarah It reminds me of Maureen Johnson's similar responses to such emails. (After a long search, I found one: http://maureenjohnsonbooks.tumblr.com...)


message 4: by Sherrie (new)

Sherrie The comic sans and at the end really seals the deal. Brilliant.


message 5: by Travis (new)

Travis So perfect!!!


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