Writing Prompt: Paint Names

Go to your local paint store/hardware store and pick out a paint sample with a really awesome color name.

Got it?

Good! That's your superhero name.

What's your power?

Color names that start with a vowel: Your power is night vision!

Color names that start with a consonant from B through G: Your power is invisibility!

Color names that start with a consonant from H through M: Your power is super-strength!

Color names that start with a consonant from N through T: Your power is telepathy!

Color names for the remainder of the alphabet: Your power is telekinesis!

Now, here's you scenario: (Superhero Name Here) has run out of money. They must use (Super Power Here) to earn/steal enough $$ to pay their bill at an upscale restaurant. 

The snooty French waiter is waiting for payment. What does your hero do?