Stay Out Of Trouble And Avoid The Rubble!

So we are back with more things you can say here at my bay. The cat wants to help you out so you stay out of trouble and don't get buried in a pile of rubble. This time it is things you can say about a movie, but which your partner won't find groovy.

That one really blew.
You won't get a screw.
All the best moments were in the trailer.
You may become a wailer.

Maybe the sequel will impress more.
Watch out for that encore.
Not as good as the one that came before.
Ouch, run for the door.

The end credits can't come fast enough.
You may lose some of your umm stuff.
That one sucked so bad.
May lose your lips at your pad.

Logic left the building with that one.
May get a kick to the bun.
A great thrill ride until the end.
That you surely may want to amend.

Halfway through I got bored.
You may end up floored.
That was quite the flashback to happier times.
You may get kicked out with the mimes.

That was one horrible ride.
You may go out with the tide.
I never want to see that again.
You will get sent to the dog pen.

That was not worth the price of admission.
So ends any and all ambition.
I was ready to leave at the intermission.
May want to leave that as an omission.

That was one big turd.
May never again utter a word.
I wish I had the screener.
Things may sure get meaner.

Where can I get the special edition?
Get ready for a bad transition.
All special effects and no meat.
Run away down the street.

That was shorter than I expected.
You may get neglected.
Wow, that really dragged.
You just may get red flagged.

The cat could go on forever but he thinks he has helped you out enough with this endeavor. Got any you can add? Don't want people getting beat up by their partners at their pad. Or maybe they are into such a pass? No need to share that with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.