My view from 38,000 feet high

Big growing problem on today's airplanes: fat flight attendants. I'm not talking overweight. I'm talking OBESE. I know I'm going to anger some of you by mentioning this, but after today's flight I feel compelled to say something. The Delta attendant could not navigate her way down the aisle WITHOUT WALKING SIDEWAYS. She was that wide. And I have lost count of the number of times a large flight attendant has knocked my hat off as she passes me ... and they move that weight around like they own the place. "Out of my way, buster, or I'm gonna give you a black eye with this thigh of mine!"
It's a safety issue, people. These attendants are supposed to safely lead us out of an airplane in case of emergency. They should be fairly fit and agile -- and should not resemble the Cheshire cat. Or me during a fat month.
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