[Guest-blogged by Jack Womack:]
Growing up, we all heard on a daily basis that the Soviets were forever on the verge of overwhelming us with masterful strategy, superior technology, and brute force. Luckily, as we finally discovered, the Soviets were in fact most preoccupied with making it to the next drink.
As luckily, this message of our impending doom via our precious fluids was passed from one American generation to the next through calm, reasonable discourse.
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Published on March 18, 2009 16:12