Anti-vaxxers now wishing to be inoculated against public wrath

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I’ve often talked — it’s really more of a boast — about how I’m on track to become the last man on earth without a single tattoo, piercing or other man-made deviation to my pristine skin.



It is a lie.



I have one on my left bicep just below my shoulder.



Dime-sized, it’s a permanent disfigurement, an epidermal bubbling that will forever denote me as a child of a certain