See what (made-up) people are saying about Watching the End of the World!

“This book is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Literally. I will now never eat sliced bread again.” – Tom Fool

“Watching the End of the World saved my cat’s life! Really, Fluffy was lying on the couch bored nearly to death and I read it to her and now she’s all better!” – Totally Not-Crazy Cat Lady

“If my plane crashed in the Andes and I was the only survivor I’d want to have��Watching the End of the World with me. I could use it to fight off bears.” – Grizzly Steve

“Because of this book I now think I will survive the winter. The pages burn really well in my fireplace.” – Steven “Brrr” Wildman

“And it came to pass that on the nine-millionth day I did read��Watching the End of the World��and yea, it was good.” – God (Author’s note: I’m especially proud of this one. God’s very busy and doesn’t have much time to read.)

“If the evil queen��had a copy of this book, maybe she wouldn’t have been so emotionally unavailable and I wouldn’t be out here living in the woods with these dwarfs.” – Snow White

“I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that��Watching the End of the World��probably the single most important factor in bringing about the successful conclusion of World War II.” – General MacArthur

“I kills cockroaches with mine ever’ single night.” – Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – said by Rhett Butler to Scarlett O’Hara when she tried to get him to go out to dinner while he was finishing��Watching the End of the World.

“I expect this Christmas my sleigh will be full of nothing but copies of��Watching the End of the World.” – Santa Claus