Know your Daleks, a recognition guide for companions & assistants.

Know your Daleks, a recognition guide for companions & assistants.

Part 4, the classic Dalek.

This is your classic Dalek. Grey & black.



As is already well known, all Daleks are complete bastards.

Steer well clear of them. Would you want a dalek dating your sister?

NO. Because they’d exterminate her.

You might like this idea but then whose couch are you going to sleep on after you fight with your significant other?

Not this little grey bastards, that’s for sure.

That’s because Daleks don’t own couches.

And this is yet another reason why you can’t trust a Dalek.

They are untrustworthy, non-couch owning bastards.

AVOID.