The Fiver | A blue-collared armless garment hanging off a peg with Tim Sherwood's name on it

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TIM’S IN! (NEARLY)

Tim Sherwood. There he was, last season, on the touchline, managing Tottenham Hotspur, in his body warmer, hectically waving his non-insulated arms about. Put a paddle in each hand, and you’d have been able to pick out a message in semaphore. W-H-Y-D-O-A-L-L-Y-O-U-C-L-O-W-N-S-I-N-T-H-E-P-R-E-S-S-B-O-X-K-E-E-P-R-E-F-E-R-R-I-N-G-T-O-M-Y-B-O-D-Y-W-A-R-M-E-R-A-S-A-G-I-L-E-T-I-T-S-A-B-O-D-Y-W-A-R-M-E-R-I-F-Y-O-U-R-E-F-E-R-R-E-D-T-O-Y-O-U-R-B-O-D-Y-W-A-R-M-E-R-A-S-A-G-I-L-E-T-I-N-T-H-E-D-R-I-N-K-E-R-R-O-U-N-D-M-Y-W-A-Y-Y-O-U-D-G-E-T-Y-O-U-R-E-A-R-S-W-A-R-M-E-D-A-N-D-A-W-E-L-L-A-I-M-E-D-A-N-D-W-E-L-L-D-E-S-E-R-V-E-D-B-O-O-T-U-P-T-H-E-A-R-S-E.