I’ve never been scarier. Trust me. And don’t call me “kiddo.”

Some years back, my internet life led me to filmmaker Anne Flournoy, of the highly-acclaimed web-series The Louise Log. Friendship ensued, and Anne asked me if I’d like to act in an episode of The Louise Log. I gave up acting professionally years ago, but every so often the universe hands me a job, and I say yes. In this case I said yes before Anne had even conceptualized the storyline for the season. My trust in her ran that deep.

A year ago I shot this from my home over Skype, while the rest of the (impressive real Broadway actor people) cast and crew shot on site in NYC. Skype kept crashing, Anne coached me over the phone, and we managed to pull it off in two takes. Best of all, none of my neighbors called 911.

Click here, to watch the video. Oh, and whatever you do, don’t call me kiddo. Happy Halloween!