The Illumask and me!

Sometimes I really don't have anything writerly to pen down, but good news, I can always come up with something fairly mindless and entertaining to write on and today, that will be the Illumask, or as I like to call it, “The scariest thing in our bedroom,” and trust me, that's saying a lot. For those of you who don't know, or who do know but refuse to accept it for multiple reasons, but mainly perhaps because you are terrified, the Illumask is an anti-aging piece of scientific equipment worn on