Maybe I'm done with feminism. Maybe you ladies should rub my fucking feet

and then give me a blowjob. Maybe instead of thinking about the patriarchy, you should think about the sandwich I want made.

Is feminism really the best way to go? Why is it good? Everybody has always insisted that it is good, but nobody has told me why.

Feminism: two thumbs up!

But why?

Hook me up…