The Report from Eastern Massachusetts

Dear readers,
Here in Cambridge,
we're having some problems.
I'm sorry about this person's bike.
I'm sorry about this person's... car? (Though at least they have a parking spot.)
It says "MOST BURRIED." Too much snow affects people's spelling.
The mailman looks like the Grim Reaper.
The fire hydrants are shivering.
Some person has lost their shoes.
Some dog is walking around with one cold foot.
The fences are enjoying making shadows, though.

Pretty. But also... ick?
The forecast is not inspiring. But don't worry about me.
I've turned my fingernails into claws,
and I've got the appropriate hats.