Someone once accused me of passing the buck. I was rather surprised by this offer, because I had been expecting to have to pay a LOT more than a dollar to get rid of the company I had founded for making self-replicating blueberry smoothies (As it transpired, the process necessary for making self-replicating blueberry smoothies just so happened to open up a vortex to a parallel dimension inhabited by man-eating lemur-like critters, and thus my desire to get out of the self-replicating blueberry smoothie business). So, I took out my wallet and handed him a buck. He looked at the buck. He looked at me. And then he threw the buck back at me and stomped away. Some people don't know how to haggle...
Published on November 17, 2010 15:05