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IT WAS ALL YELLOW

Viewers of last night’s transfer deadline programme on Sky Sports will have considered the decision to splash the colour yellow everywhere for the purposes of branding most apt. A modernist, avant-garde, abstract take on what happens when you mix p1ss and wind. Yes, the whole shebang was a noisy waste of time, promising much and delivering little, a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Jim White Day, some people call it. Yes, that’s it, Jim White Day. The tale signifying nothing told by an idiot is named after Jim White.

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