Pull-string Quotes

My son LOVES Toy Story. Every time we watch it, he goes berserk and shouts, "Woody! Buzz!" and does a little happy dance. (Wouldn't it be awesome if we all could do that whenever we see/read/watch things we love? For me right now it would be Once Upon a Time. I'm loving that show! And *coughs* Captain Hook...)

My son, with his little stuffed Buzz, which he carries around everywhere. 
Anyway. My sister called yesterday and gave me some words of wisdom, which haven't left me. You know, the k...