Top 10 ways to ensure next Super Bowl won't be so depressing

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After what was the most depressing Super Bowl I can remember, I woke up today thinking something I’ve never thought before.



Thank God it’s Monday!



It was mostly the commercials, but that wasn’t all.



I think people are trying to turn Super Bowl Sunday into a national holiday — and I’m all for that — but they don’t know what a Super Bowl Sunday holiday is supposed to be