I Don't Suck Toes, But Once Knew of Someone who Probably Did

Wow! When I got this product off Amazon for the reasonable price, I didn't think it would smell like candy. But it does, and powerfully so. I got this body butter for my elbows and feet. Both being the driest bits of my body during the winter. Now I smell so good I want to lick my own elbows, which is impossible even by contortionist standards, right? 

I haven't used this on my feet yet, because I'm waiting till after I use my foot spa this evening for a nice relaxing soak. And no, not ev...