Cursing Is Wrong, So Says Donkey Kong!

What do you think is up today? Do you think I'm going to bleep it with everything I say? Bleeping bleep you may cry. I don't want to bleeping bleep you under my sky. But that is not where it is going. You humans once again just can't make up your mind with this showing.

That was a curse.
That is so perverse.
That is such a bad word.
Why did you flip me the bird?

I put a spell on you?
That just won't do.
You cursed not me.
I never cursed thee.

Was that a cuss?
Why kick up a fuss?
A cuss is just fine.
A cuss from the spine.

Arch your back and cuss,
Just don't drip puss.
A bastardized version of the word.
Bah, don't be bleeping absurd.

What was with the profanity?
You have some sort of vanity.
You bleeped all day long.
What? Is profanity wrong?

I sound like a snob?
The profanity mob?
You are a bleep.
See, my profanity is deep.

You do some kind of swearing.
I don't care if you are caring.
Bleep you too.
A bleepin bleep without a clue.

See, my swearing is fine.
On swearing we can dine.
With a bleep here and there.
I swear without a care.

Don't start cursing.
The cuss you are rehearsing?
Such profanity in your skit.
This swearing stuff is full of shit.

Bippity bobbity boo,
I just cursed you.
A little cuss slipped out.
My profanity just made you shout.

You humans sure have a lot of weird ways to say swearing. Is putting a curse on a swearer daring? Let me know how that one goes and if some sort of puss cuss flows. Profanity is fun to say. But who wants to say something with "fani" in it at their bay? If you want to say fanny with your swearing pass, just go with something like that is all from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.