Brian and Ella internet chat with Burning Impossibly Bright

Another hijacked tour stop... :D This one they visited Ambur at Burning Impossibly Bright.
EllaTheRealHero:Hi everyone! I’m Ella from the entertainment review blog Ellamara’s Words of wisdom, and I’m here with Hollywood Superstar Brian Oliver to introduce our new book Cinder & Ella. I want to start by saying thank you to Ambur for letting us stop by today. It was really sweet of her to let us come.
Cinder458: I don’t know that she let us stop by. I think we sort of hijacked Kelly’s blog post.
EllaTheRealHero: No, Kelly asked us to come and help out. You’d know that if you’d read the blog tour schedule.
Cinder458: Ella, I told you I have an assistant for that kind of stuff. You know, Scotty—quiet, anal-retentive, Boy Scout looking guy, likes to follow me around all the time…? 
ScottMichaels:Actually, you pay me to follow you around.
Cinder457: Hey, hey, Scotty’s here!
EllaTheRealHero:Yeah, he is, so you should watch yourself and be a little nicer to him.
Cinder458: What do you mean? I’m always nice to Scott. I love Scotty. I wouldn’t be able to function without him.
ScottMichaels:That’s very true. Brian is the most disorganized person I’ve ever met.
EllaTheRealHero:You called him anal-retentive.
Cinder458: Well, yeah, but that’s not mean, it’s just what he is. Scott knows I love him. Don’tcha Scotty?
ScottMichaels: I know. Don’t worry, Ella. He’s actually a pretty good boss.
EllaTheRealHero:Yeah, I’m sure he is. He likes to pretend he’s a big tough guy, but he’s actually very thoughtful and sweet.
Cinder458: Plus I don’t make him wear a tie to work unless I have to wear one.
EllaTheRealHero:Now that is love. They should give you a medal or something. World’s Best Boss.
Cinder458: They totally should. And they should give you one while they’re at it. World’s Snarkiest Girlfriend. Why do you always have to bust on me, woman?
EllaTheRealHero:Somebody has to. Why not me?
Cinder458:Because you’re my girlfriend. You’re supposed to be sweet and supportive and stroke my ego when I need it.
EllaTheRealHero:Ha! Okay. If there ever comes a day when your ego needs stroking, I promise I will do that for you.
Cinder458: And what if other things besides my ego ever need stroking?
EllaTheRealHero:BIRAN OLIVER! Stop! Right now! Do notgo there! We are supposed to be keeping this press tour teen-friendly and you know it. There’s no way Scott forgot to give you that memo from Kelly about keeping things appropriate.
Cinder458: What memo? I didn’t get any memo about that.
ScottMichaels: I emailed it to you, taped a copy of it to your fridge with certain parts highlighted, and I read it out loud to you twice.
Cinder458: What?
ScottMichaels:Once when Kelly sent it to us, and once half an hour ago before we signed on today.
Cinder458: You both are no fun. Fine. What are we allowed to talk about then?
EllaTheRealHero:Cinder & Ella. You remember that book we’re supposed to be promoting right now? Kelly Oram wrote it?
Cinder458: Oh, hey, yeah, I know her. She’s pretty awesome.
EllaTheRealHero:Of course you know her, she—you know what? Never mind. Cinder & Ella is a great book, you guys. You should really read it.
Cinder458:Definitely read it. It’s epic. You won’t be disappointed. (I’m in it.)