Know your Daleks, a recognition guide for companions & assistants.

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Know your Daleks, a recognition guide for companions & assistants.

Part 6, The Lonely Dalek


Don’t feel sorry for this one, he’s after one thing only. Time energy.

The chances are, the slimy bastard inside wants to squeeze your arse too. Also, that’s not a sink plunger, it’s a sex toy, for probing.



Being the last one of something isn’t always such a terrible thing.

So the Universe loses Daleks? Oh dear, how sad, never mind.


Daleks are sneaky bastards and will do strange shit when you least expect them to. Like levitate! Yes! Before this guy, you could just run up some stairs and go “Fuck you, Buster!”


Now they can fly? Also prone to monologuing. Don’t listen to it.

As with ALL other Daleks, he is a bastard.


Avoid!



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