The Task of The Ask!

The cat gets asked here and there, and so does every one else at every lair, about this or that when really all one wants to do is scat.

How are you?
Good, we're through.
Have a good day.
Like you care anyway.

See you later.
Nope, sorry I'm a hater.
What's up?
Nothing, pup.

Are you okay?
Yep, now go away.
Isn't it a nice day?
Sure, still go away.

How is that weather?
Umm you know we are together.
I can see there is snow,
And which way the wind decides to blow.

Are you there?
Nope, says my glare.
Find everything you were looking for?
Nope, I'll go to another store.

Can I help you?
No, now shoo.
How was your weekend?
Same as any other trend.

Have a good night!
I hope your fleas bite.
Have a good night?
Two in one, such a plight.

What are you doing?
Right now, you I'm shooing.
How are you doing?
My faith in humanity isn't renewing.

What are you up to?
I left you a present in your shoe.
Are things going good?
Better if you were out of my hood.

How are you?
This already came due.
Have a good day.
Sure, I will just because you say.

Pffft humans and their so called polite chat. Really all they want to do, or want you to do, is scat. Arbitrary question land you humans all find grand. Maybe I should give a big long winded answer every time such a question comes to pass, then no more arbitrary questions for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.