The LezBeans, Episode 13, “World’s Longest Joke”

When Lulu was first learning to talk I thought it would be fun to teach her the wrong word for everything. For example, I would teach her that the word�� for chair was actually “shit.”

If that worked, I would teach her that the word for “please” was actually “Fuck you.”

I mean what���s the use of having a kid if you can���t have some fun with them?

I imagined her going to school on the first day. She would smile at her teacher, point at a chair and ask, ���Is this my shit?���

The teacher would fr...