Change Patriots name to the Boston Corbetts

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I don’t want the Patriots to win, but if they do I hope someone sneaks onto the field and replaces all the Gatorade with vats of boiling oil.



I tweeted that last week and an alarmed reader wrote that, gee, a guy as nice as I couldn’t possibly harbor such malicious thoughts.



The exchange shows there’s a growing gap between my on-line persona and the one that sneaks out