Middle Grade Feature: Absolutely Truly

A cozy middle-grade mystery I slumped down on the hall bench and banged my forehead against one of the boxes I was holding. It was so unfair! The math grade, the move -- everything! Why couldn't we have just stayed in Texas?

This time, there wasn't even the prospect of moving some place decent again in a year or two either. This time, I was stuck. Forever. In population you've-got-to-be-kidding-me Pumpkin Falls, New Hampshire.

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