What You Missed

Unfortunately, I don't have Binga to blame for this


My human has a bad habit of taking photos of me, and sometimes Binga and Boodie — and then having no idea what to do with the photos. They aren’t good enough to put on cards or mugs in the Zazzle shop, they don’t tell a story, and they didn’t make it to the outtakes, so they’ve just been sitting there in the January 2015 folder on her laptop. But why let them go to waste? I figured I would share some of them with you today. Like the photo above — I have no idea what I was thinking! Neither my human nor I could come up with an appropriate caption. Maybe you can.


And I cooperated so nicely


My human did a whole photo session of me wearing this dress — and then couldn’t figure out what to do with the pictures! I mean, it’s a nice enough dress but it’s not so special that it deserved a whole blog post.


It's cute but I can't wear it with a leash


That same day, she photographed me in this vest harness that I’ll probably never wear out because it’s totally not secure. Looks nice, though!


Maybe this harness would fit her


This photo session went on long enough so that it got bombed, even though my human wasn’t holding treats.


Maybe I didn't like the squirrels


Here’s another “I don’t know what I was looking at” photo. Whatever it was, I did not approve!


At least she posed nicely


Boodie was sitting so nicely in this box that my human had to get some photos. But why? There’s really nothing to say about it, and no kitty made her leave. Like Boodie herself, this picture’s just been sitting quietly, not bothering anyone.


It was not actually tasty


I really look like I’m trying to eat that toy in this photo, don’t I?


I escaped with my life, if not my dignity


And this box looks like it is trying to eat me!


There are more photos where these came from… but I think you’ve had enough!
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Published on January 30, 2015 00:17
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