I want my name in lights!

This thing about your name on a Coke bottle is great! If you don't like it, don't take it badly. It's nothing personal. Really, it's not that they chose to ignore you or anything. It's just that...well...how do I put this? It's just that your name is Kiogora. If it's any consolation, I haven't yet found one with the name Ernest on it. I'm learning that if I lived in a place like Germany, the chances of finding one printed Ernest would be in my favour, together with names such as Heinz an...