Tic Tack Tao
The Tao of Selena
Treat me nice, I’ll treat you better. Treat my family and friends like crap—I’m Italian I know people.
When in doubt. Google. When in a confused state of doubt. Use Snopes.
Every woman needs that friend who is the she in her nanigans.
If you have absolutely nothing to worry about, watch Doctor Oz for 15 minutes.
Sing into your hairbrush as if it were going to be seen by millions on YouTube. Only don’t really upload it on YouTube.
People oblivious to the drama-mamma’s latest drama are not hiding their heads in the sand, they’re allergic to unnecessary drama, bullshit and whiners.
Best anti-wrinkled ever. Sunblock.
How to look years younger without surgery. Smile.
If the grass is greener on the side, it’s because that grass has been weeded, seeded, watered, nurtured and the dog poop has been picked up, without muss, fuss, lots of love, fun and without any bitching or complaining.
Walk away from people who collect souls just so they can smear them with their toxic negativity. You don’t want to be part of their collection.
Keep your friends close. Run away from bat-shit crazy.
If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time, remove your shoes, because barriers will only protect you from living and not leave your mark.
Live well. Laugh often. Love always.
Treat me nice, I’ll treat you better. Treat my family and friends like crap—I’m Italian I know people.
When in doubt. Google. When in a confused state of doubt. Use Snopes.
Every woman needs that friend who is the she in her nanigans.
If you have absolutely nothing to worry about, watch Doctor Oz for 15 minutes.
Sing into your hairbrush as if it were going to be seen by millions on YouTube. Only don’t really upload it on YouTube.
People oblivious to the drama-mamma’s latest drama are not hiding their heads in the sand, they’re allergic to unnecessary drama, bullshit and whiners.
Best anti-wrinkled ever. Sunblock.
How to look years younger without surgery. Smile.
If the grass is greener on the side, it’s because that grass has been weeded, seeded, watered, nurtured and the dog poop has been picked up, without muss, fuss, lots of love, fun and without any bitching or complaining.
Walk away from people who collect souls just so they can smear them with their toxic negativity. You don’t want to be part of their collection.
Keep your friends close. Run away from bat-shit crazy.
If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time, remove your shoes, because barriers will only protect you from living and not leave your mark.
Live well. Laugh often. Love always.
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